A Good Laugh

I laughed harder today than I have in a long time and thought I would share my new-found side-splitting infomation.

From time to time, when I need to give my weight loss efforts a boost, I count calories using the Livestrong app on my phone. Today while I was having lunch with some of my family I was entering the food I had eaten and some exercise I had done this morning into the program. I typed in "walking" and was amazed, and humored, by the myriad of walking options that were listed. Here is an abbreviated list of what I found:

Walking (briskly) - 11.9 calories per minute

Walking, pushing a stroller - 8.9 calories per minute

Walking, with the dog - 8.9 calories per minute

Okay, so up to this point they seem reasonable enough, maybe with just a little more detail than is necessary. And then there is...

Operate snow blower: walking - 12.4 calories per minute

Yard: applying seed or fertilizer - 7.0 calories per minute

Yard: watering by hand, standing/walking - 4.3 calories per minute

Child Care: walking with children - 5.1 calories per minute

Okay, really?! This is stretching it a bit, but it gets better!

Baton twirling: walking - 8.2 calories per minute

Church: walking in church - 4.1 calories per minute

Walking: for social reasons - 5.1 calories per minute

Walking: on grass - 10.2 calories per minute

Walking: inside at work gathering things - 6.1 calories per minute

And my personal favorites...

Farming: chasing livestock, walking - 7.1 calories per minute

Fishing: from river bank, walking - 8.2 calories per minute

Walking: to and from outhouse - 5.1 calories per minute (which we decided had to be an average, because certainly you would burn more calories on your way to the outhouse than returning from the outhouse)

I never imagined that reading the exercise entries on my calorie counter app could be so entertaining. It made me wonder how many calories I burned laughing - there wasn't an entry for that.

LOVE

When February rolls around I start thinking about LOVE! As the Christmas decorations come down, the world starts pumping out the hearts in anticipation of Valentine's Day. Even my toenails got a "hearty" makeover this year!

Not only is February the time to celebrate LOVE, it is also my birth month - and everyone knows that I LOVE to be showered with attention! And then, just a few short days after February ends, I get to celebrate the anniversary of my marriage to the LOVE of my life. So, what's not to LOVE about this wonderful time of year!

Here is a little glimpse of some of our celebrating.

I was excited that Valentine's Day was on Monday because that is the one night of the week that our family is usually all home together. I decked out the table with red and pink, gifts for the kids and a heart healthy dinner of salad and baked potatoes (if you ignore the cheese and bacon that we piled on top of both).

After dinner we had a Family Home Evening lesson centered on...you guessed it! LOVE! And for an activity we taught the kids to play Hearts (a very elementary version). And that box of chocolates you see on the table, that was dessert! Yum!




On the first weekend of March, Jeremy and I celebrated our 12th anniversary. We went to a fabulous bed & breakfast in Batesville, IN. I know...it doesn't seem like it would be the location of a top notch inn, but this place was spectacular!



It was a beautiful house, the inn keepers went out of their way to make us feel at home and they seriously thought of everything! I had packed this basket of snacks, candles, sparkling cider, chocolates, etc. We hardly used any of it because the inn did so much for us that we didn't need it! Although they really couldn't provide the candles from the night we got engaged, the glasses from our wedding or what I know to be our favorite snacks and treats, they sure came awfully close to creating the perfect retreat for a couple celebrating an anniversary! We had massages, sat in the sauna, and just relaxed. It was great!




And while we're on the topic of LOVE, do you know what I am LOVING?! That Jeremy is now contributing to the blog! Now maybe I won't be so behind on posting all the time, and we all get to hear about things from his perpective. LOVE that!

We have been approved for adoption!!!

For those of you who aren't aware, we have never felt like our family was finished growing. Unfortunately, due to medical reasons, we stopped at two children. We have been approved by the LDS Family Services to adopt through their agency and wanted to share that information with you. Since you are reading our blog, you are probably interested in our happenings, so we wanted to share with you some informaton and things you can do to help us (if you feel so inclined. Below is an excerpt from a letter we recently sent out:
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As many of you know, our family was recently approved for adoption. We are so excited to be taking this step. Adoption is something that we have considered at various stages in our marriage, and we know that this is the right path for our family.

Many of you have asked us what the next step in the process is, so we would like to briefly explain how the process works. We are adopting through LDS Family Services, an adoption agency affiliated with our church. Their services are available to any couple wishing to adopt and to any birth parent, whether they are members of our church or not. To learn more about LDS Family Services, you can visit the website – www.itsaboutlove.org.

On this website, birth mothers considering placing their child for adoption can search through family profiles to find the family that they would like for their child to go to. The opportunity of choosing a family for their child is given to the birth parents. This means that, in a way, we are simply waiting for a birth mother to choose us!

However, families hoping to adopt are encouraged to be proactive about finding the child that is meant to join their family. Often through the network of family and friends couples are able to meet birth parents who have decided to place their child for adoption. We believe that the Lord often puts people in one another’s path for a reason. It is possible that through mutual friends and family, we could be introduced to the birth mom who is bringing our child into this world.
We would like to ask for you help in three ways:

1. Please pray for us. Pray that we will be directed to the child that is to come to our home. Pray for the birth family of that child, that they will be comforted at what is surely a very frightening and difficult time and that they will be guided to make the best choices for their child.

2. Remember us. If you hear of someone who is considering placing a child for adoption, tell them about our family.

3. Read our monthly adoption blog posts. It is our goal to post a monthly blog letting you know the status of our adoption, telling you more about our family and sharing information about adoption in general. We have come to recognize what a blessing adoption can be, not only in the lives of families like us who want to have children but aren’t able, but also in the lives of birth families who need a second chance.

Feel free to contact us, or to give our contact information to a potential birth parent.

• Our family profile: https://www.itsaboutlove.org/ial/profiles/22783800/ourMessage.jsf

• Our family blog: http://matisfamily.blogspot.com

• Our adoption email address: matisfam@att.net

Thank you so much to all of you for your support and friendship. We are so blessed to have such a strong network of family and friends and believe that a child would be blessed to be a part of our family, not just because of the love that we have to offer, but because of the amazing people who are a part of our lives!

Last week

Tricia and I decided that we don't blog enough and so we are going to share more with you guys.... because, it is what we do. So... memorable events from this past week (and earlier):

1. I was a mystery reader for my daughter's 2nd grade class on Friday. I had the day off school, so I thought I'd like to get involved in my kid's lives. So, I go to their school, go to her classroom while the class is out at lunch and sit in a designated chair and cover up with a blanket. When the kids come back from lunch, they sit in front of me and start asking questions that can be answered with a nod yes or a head shake no. Memorable ones are, "Are you black?", "Are you Mrs Brown's husband [the teacher]?"... it was funny. So, they finally found out I was Becca's daddy, and I read two of Becca's favorite books to the class. After reading, the kids were allowed to ask me questions. One of my favorite questions asked, and one which made Tricia laugh very hard was, "Do you have touch of gray?" I answered that I do have some gray hair. The child then clarified, "Do you USE touch of gray?" I said, "Nope, this is all natural." I thought it was an amusing question.

2. Tricia made St Patty's day dinner for us. We had green Hawaiian Punch, pistachio pudding, fish sticks, french fries and cole slaw. The rationale for the fish sticks and french fries was that they are, "pub food [fish and chips] and I'm sure they eat it in Ireland." Tricia was going for fast and easy. Regardless, after dinner, we watched the clip from VeggieTales about St Patrick. That makes us laugh.


3. Isak was tested to move from a yellow belt to a yellow/green belt today. He passed, but it was funny watching him. He and his one-step partner argued the whole time, with her pouting at the end of the demostration. I asked him afterwards why they had been fighting and he said, "She was doing the white belt one-steps and I kept telling her that she was wrong." He is classic. Before they started, the red, red/black and black belts were being tested. I saw someone jump about 5ft off the ground (over two of the red belts) in a flying jump kick and break "boards". It was awesome. Here is video footage of Isak doing his white belt form. The kids were asked to do it at their own pace... (Isak is in the front row, 4th from the right and 5th from the left)


4. Tricia and I celebrated out 12th wedding anniversary on 05 Mar 2011. I'll ask Tricia to post about it because she will do a better job.

5. Tricia and I had a hot date with some friends (Hi Dave and Nicole!!!) and we were talking about something that made me want to post here about it. And now they'll have access to the picture I was telling them about. As you might have read in my last post, I get to travel with my dad to places where he is lecturing. I've been to
South Korea, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Greece and Turkey. One one of the trips, Tricia was able to go as well, and we went to South Africa (SA). While there, we had the opportunity to go to a wildlife preserve and have an awesome experience. First of all, there were a lot of us (Mom and Dad, Kevin and Heidi, Tricia and I) and we had to drive to this place. Dad got two cars and he drove one and I the other. One interesting tidbit is that they drive on the wrong side of the road in SA. What was fiunny about it is that, everytime Dad wanted to turn, he would activate the windshield wipers. Mom, Tricia and I laughed every time. Regardless, we made it to the preserve, found our hotel (which was in the preserve) and the next day, we drove around. We saw some really fun stuff on our individual drive... the most interesting was this:




This troop of rhinos decided to walk between our two cars. We felt very exposed. Tricia, very worriedly, asked me to roll up my window. I told her that a rolled up window wouldn't help if the rhino decided to charge us. This picture was taken by my brother from one car. You can see me leaning out the window taking a picture from the other car. BTW - check out that rhino's horn... we were worried it would spear us... not ram into us. :)

That is all. Thanks for reading my much less interesting than Tricia's posts.

What is traveling to China like?

A long time ago, Tricia said she would allow me access to post on this FAMILY blog. Well, she finally gave me the permissions needed to do so, so I'll do something I was going to do back then. A few years ago, my dad invited me to join him on a lecture trip to Hong Kong, Korea and Taiwan. When I left, I didn't have an opportunity to see or talk to Tricia as she was on a trip with her family in Nauvoo, IL. As a result, I started and kept a diary of my travels so I could share my experiences with her. I'll share those notes now (and maybe some pictures as well). Remember, this was about 2 years ago... and I was travel weary for most of it :).

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I am sans phone or internet use so... paper and pen. I was sad as to the outcome of our last phone call... I had hoped to hve a conversation because I was lonely and missing you. It was very frustrating to call Joe, Rich, Jill, Ang, Nick and you at least twice each and the outcome being Isak barking like a dog, Becca telling me that you guys were going to be an a parade and our short exchange. Regardless, I don't write this to complain, I have a lot I wanted to share with you.

1. So, I weighed my bag last night and it came to like 55 lbs. I got online (this was at midnight) to confirm that this was okay. Well, I saw that I could take two bags, but both had to be less than 50lbs each and have a linear measurement of 62" (length + width). The big bag was 65" according to my measurements. So I panicked. I went back to the computer to verify the 62" and discovered that, in my travels in Asia, my bags had to have a COMBINED weight of 44lbs. Wonderful, so I am using the wheeled duffel bag and got rid of some stuff. It weighs 40lbs, including my pillow. I decided to change backpacks as well, due to size (and I got rid of some stuff there).

2. I mowed, weedwacked, cleaned, did dishes, watched a movie, played some games but was very alone last night. I missed you and Becca and Isak.

3. So, the flight to Chicago was short and uneventful. I had a drink that I brought and read. It was.

(Editor's note: This is when I made the phone calls. It was a very frustrating 30 min. BTW - all comments that I am currently adding will be inticated with brackets and in red text.)

4. We are currently almost over the North Pole right now... 5 hours into the flight, and 5199 miles left (2872 miles traveled) (about 10.5 hours left).

5. While I was at Mom and Dad's yesterday, I took the liberty of selecting my seat... with Mom's input. We decided on a window seat towards the back of the airplane (row 59 of 62). I'll have to show you a seating chart. the normal [seating] configuration is 3-4-3, I am in a 2-4-2 setup [those are number of seats across a row. The plane started tapering at the tail around the area of row 59, so they couldn't fit as many seats] with about a foot of open space between me and the bulkhead, me and then an empty seat. I don't want to write the whole story so you'll have to remind me about the change in aircraft. [I don't remember the story at this time] However, the flight is almost completely full. A flight attendant came up to me after the doors wre closed and asked if I was in my assigned seat. I told him I was, and he asked if the seat next to me was empty. I said that it was, to the best of my knowledge. He looked at me and said something like, "I like you and you are a big guy, so we'll leav this seat empty. However, until after takeoff, why don't you sit here (in the aisle seat). There is a gentleman up front looking for an aisle seat." Of course I figuratively jumped into the adjacent seat. After take-off he came by and told me that I could move back whenever I wanted to. The 3 guys in front of me, however, have had their seats in the reclining position the ENTIRE flight, 2 of them from before takeoff.

6. I got to see Frost/Nixon. I think you would really like it if we can find it in an edited format (it is rated R, I could tell there were a LOT of edited words).

7. So half-way through movie #2 (Seven Pounds) they are handing out bowls of Ramen noodles w/ an attendant giving out hot water. I think this is very funy (7 hours into the flight).

8. (BTW - starting w/ #7, these are all real time) Seven Pounds just ended. I am not sure you would like it. It is kind of like Enigma, but harder to follow.

9. There is a flight attendant that whacks the row in front of me with her cart EVERY TIME SHE COMES BY. You would think she would be ready for it. No one else does it.

10. So my chair is off-set, right? My fold down tray folds down and slides to the left and right so I am able to center it to my seat. BTW... We are almost over Siberia now (just north of it) 3917 Mi to go, 7:30 elapsed... Movie #3 is getting ready to start. According to my frame of reference, it is 8:00PM. I realized a bit ago that I'll be landing @ 4:30AM, my time. YUCK!

11. We are over Siberia now... almost all the way through. 2870 miles to go and it has been 9:15 in the air... and I gots gas bad. must have been the noodles. We just finished Inkheart. It wasn't good. Brandon Frasier plays a very convincing cavemen. nfortunately, that character was only needed for one movie. So it is 9:45PM my time. I'm gonna try to take a nap. Movie #4 is Bride Wars... and while I am interested, I'd like to get some sleep before I have to pretend I'm wide awake.

12. We are over China now. 11:50 into the flight. That means 2 hours of sleep. Wahoo!

13. I'm in Hong Kong w/ Dad. We ate at McDonalds, which I thought was very funny. We walked around a bit and I was accosted by, what I can only assume were, hookers. Good times. It is 8:20PM here... 8:20AM there. I am going to bed and you are waking up. Jet lag should be a joy to deal with. On a positive note, I lost a day, so I'll need one less pair of garments.
[This is me, just off the plane.]
[This is the Hong Kong McDonalds we stopped at.]

14. I forgot to leave a note from yesterday. Yesterday, Dad and I rode the MTR (subway) to the [Hong Kong] temple, tried to enter the temple (although we were not in sunday clothes and the temple was closed [for cleaning and maintenance]), walked a bit, had a massage (my chick stood on my back and was friendly with my butt), took the Star Ferry to mainland Hong Kong, walked the Avenue of (Chinese) Stars, ate at a chinese place in a mall, watched a light show [all the large shoreline buildings on the Hong Kong island participate in a laser light show set to music], took the Star Ferry back and came back to our room.

[This is what we were wearing when trying to visit the Hong Kong temple. We are in front of the temple.]

15. I forgot to leave a note from 2 days ago (Monday). Dad and I tried to get a Chinese visa; I did an English review while Dad found the Hong Kong church building; we went on a tour to Victoria Park, Aberdean (a fishing village), Dynasty Jewellery shop, Stanley Market (where Dad bought Mom silk PJs and I got Tricia 3 Pashminas) and saw the Man-Mo temple (Literature-Martial Arts); we had a seafood dinner on Monday and rode the city tram back [a series of double-decker tram cars in Hong Kong].

16. Today I went to Macau (Portuguese-owned territory) [like Hong Kong was a British owned territory of China] and saw a Chinese temple, the remains of a Catholic Cathedral, a Portuguese fort, Casino and rode on a hydrofoil. Dad lectured and we had dinner w/ the owner of the Untradent distributor for Hong Kong. He was tipping everybody very well. It was a very authentic Chinese meal.

[This is the coastline of Macau.]

17. We are leaving for Korea tomorrow... after breakfast. I forgot to mention breakfasts. I have eated peppered beef pastries, sharkfin dumplings, pork dumplings, a chicked bun (very pasty) and normal breakfast stuff.

18. I don't know why I am still numbering these things.

19. Today Dad and I traveled to Korea. We flew into Seoul and then on to Kwang Ju. We met up with Dad's friends, the Parks. They took us to a hotel and Dad asked me to get our bags, so I did. We then went to the Restaurant and ate, then we went back to the car and drove to the Park's house. For dinner, I consumed kimshee, pickled duck's egg (it was purple and green), sweet and sour shrimp, some beef thing, some spicy chicken wings, and other stuff... oh, and persimmon jam. And I had a bowl of spicy noodles w/ seafood in it. I don't know what all I ate was, but I had to stop after the 1st two rubbery things. I figure I had eaten enough weird food for one day. We got back to the Park's apartment and, although we had eaten a very large dinner, they put out more food. She cut up a fruit that my father calls, "paz" and I think the Parks are saying, "pears". I don't think they have ever corrected him. I am awefully tired now, and it is only 9:30 (10:30 Korean time and 9:30AM your time). And the Park's don't have central air so I am very hot.
[Dad and I and the Park family.]

20. The Parks just took us around Kwang Ju. We went to the KJ Christian Hospital, Dr Park's Son's office, ate a traditional Korean lunch [sitting on the floor, 'family style' service], and went to some random Dr's home for fruit and some kind of gross refried bean pastry from Japan. We fly back to Seoul in 2 hrs. Wahoo
[This is lunch and everyone sitting on the floor.]

21. Okay... So I think Kwanju was better. We flew into Seoul, our little guy (incidentally named, Kevin) was about 20 min late picking us up. We got stuck in traffic and had to go directly to our scheduled dinner. We had some fancy schmancy Italian food, which included octopus and steak so tender that I was cutting it with a butter knife. After dinner (with our other lecturer), Kevin took us to a Korean restaurant where we ate dog. Yum. (Not). Kevin is very excitable and wants to please everybody and prove that Korea is the best place ever. When we were checking in, Kevin was very anxious to schedule a tour for me, so he picked one... I'll be the only one on the tour and it ends w/ a sauna and massage. Should be very interesting. I didn't argue w/ him because he is paying for it, but I probably would have picked something different.
[Dad and I eating dog meat.]

22. Something I forgot from a few days ago. We were on our tour of Hong Kong and the tour guide was telling us about a shark attack on one of their beaches. He asked, "If there is a European and Chinaman in the water w/ a shark, who would the shark eat first?" I answered, "The European, because if he ate the Chinaman, he would be hungry two hours later." Everyone on the bus thought it was funny, but the tour guide didn't.

23. In Taiwan now. My tour guide yeaterday [from item #21] suggested that I not do the sauna and massage, so I didn't. Instead, I toured two very [VERY] similar Korean palaces, went to two different tourist stores (ginsing and amythist) and walked along a korean market street. Last night, we ate stinky tofu and rice with pig's blood. Dad, Chris and I were late getting to the airport. We checked in at the time when boarding of the plane was starting. We were very vervous for a bit. I am on my way to a seaside and downtown Taipei tour. I am excited to be leaving in less than 24 hours.

24. So I texted you a bit of this, but I went to a seaside town, finally found gifts for Becca and Isak, saw some natural rock formations (wahoo), went to the China History museum, saw the changing of the guard somewhere and saw a Tawanese temple. I really wish I had gotten a picture of the Korean one for comparison's sake. I have some big dinner tonight that should be fun. I also saw a Coldstone Creamery and Dunkin' Donuts. I am stoked! [This is the Taiwanese temple. It was very much a party atmosphere]

25. Okay, no donuts... I'm bummed. I am in Hong Kong now, awaiting my flight. We got up at 4:00AM. I am also having GI problems, so this flight should be delightful. I am crazy excited to be home soon, though.

26. I just ended texting you. Air guitar guy suddenly started air drums. I chuckled.

27. Okay, I chickened out. I paid for an upgrade to Economy Plus. $150 or $10 per hour. Sorry.

28. So, I am in Economy Plus. I have the entire row (3 seats) all to myself. I have been able to lay across all three seats and sleep... for almost 3 hours. I am glad I spent the money. Unfortunately, as I like to sit in the window seat... the woman in front of me is very irrate because she was hoping to use this row [the one I was in] to sleep in. Sucks to be her.

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So, those were my experiences. The thing on the flight home was funny, because I upgraded like 5 min before I got on the plane. I was originally sharing the row with a preteen boy, but he moved over with his parents shortly into the flight. The lady in front of me had looked at the flight before she left and had seen that my row was empty and had been hoping to move to it after the flight started. If I remember correctly, she was in a full row and there were some large people in it with her. I was very lucky.